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Joe Schmoe vs John Doe

Jonathan — Mon, 25 May 2009 08:31:25 +0000

Schmoe, the plaintiff, bought a pair of expensive shoes from Doe, the defendant, as defendant was claiming that plaintiff is too poor to buy cheap shoes. Mrs. Schmoe, plaintiff’s wife, heard the statement and following it was mad at plaintiff and upset. Plaintiff, who is quite wealthy, seeks damages for slander and libel.

Griffin vs Happy-Go-Lucky Toys, inc.

chris — Fri, 22 May 2009 17:37:21 +0000

Plaintiff, Chris Griffin, brought this action against Happy-Go-Lucky Toys, inc., a company incorporated in Quahog, Rhode Island and Jonathan Weed, the principal agent of Happy-Go-Lucky Toys. On September 11, 2001, while playing with a “Wand of Doom” manufactured by defendant, plaintiff was injured and suffered a compound fracture:

Plaintiff Claims that fracture was suffered since plaintiff’s “Wand of Doom” was improperly designed and was made from Kryptonite, a material prohibited to use in the US under the Foreign Substances Protection Act of 1995.

Queen vs. Vanilla Ice

Jonathan — Fri, 22 May 2009 14:36:58 +0000

The Plaintiff, Queen, a famous band, hereby seeks justice and requests that the death penalty will be brought against Mr. Vanilla Ice, a person who used its riff from the song “Under Pressure” in his hit “Ice Ice Baby”.

This is Queen’s song:

And this is Ice’s song: